Remember that one time...

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dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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thementalpotato:

starkspangledfeelings:

rhinestonelives:

pizzaforpresident:

barackfuckingobama:

robert downey jr’s name is actually robert 

like 

his friends call him robert 

not robert downey jr

thats weird

sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior

it’s downey

and i’m like woah

oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert

I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.

Bob.

bob

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how though

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